“I am the light of the world. He that followeth me, walketh not in darkness” (Jn.VIII, 12)
Since faith is one, it must be professed in all its purity and integrity". Pope Francis/Pope Benedict
Wednesday, 10 April 2013
NEWS FLASH: Freyr being held captive!
We have just received this important news Bulletin from the Franciscan Flyers of the Annulment concerning Freyr, one of our Witness contributors. It had been rumoured that he was on pilgrimage in Beyreuth for the Wagnerian Bi-Centenary.
"Freyr is reportedly being held captive in a basement in an undisclosed location by a gang of yuppies. He is tied in a chair, being fed tofu, and forced to watch David Suzuki commercials in an attempt to break his will. A rescue attempt will be made as soon as our advisory commission reports back on the legal liabilities".